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Saturday, April 12, 2014

Aye Sarita's "Your Own Personal Prayer and Understanding Gods Word!" : Corinthians 1 Chapter 1 King James Version Than Translated to Today English.

Aye Sarita's "Your Own Personal Prayer and Understanding Gods Word!" : Corinthians 1 Chapter 1 King James Version Than Translated to Today English.

Corinthians 1 Chapter 1 King James Version Than Translated to Today English.









Original Context as Written in KJV Bible





1Paul, called to be an apostle of Jesus Christ through the will of God, and Sosthenes our brother,

2Unto the church of God which is at Corinth, to them that are sanctified in Christ Jesus, called to be saints, with all that in every place call upon the name of Jesus Christ our Lord, both theirs and ours:

3Grace be unto you, and peace, from God our Father, and from the Lord Jesus Christ.


4I thank my God always on your behalf, for the grace of God which is given you by Jesus Christ;


5That in every thing ye are enriched by him, in all utterance, and in all knowledge;


6Even as the testimony of Christ was confirmed in you:


7So that ye come behind in no gift; waiting for the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ:


8Who shall also confirm you unto the end, that ye may be blameless in the day of our Lord Jesus Christ.


9God is faithful, by whom ye were called unto the fellowship of his Son Jesus Christ our Lord.


10Now I beseech you, brethren, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye all speak the same thing, and that there be no divisions among you; but that ye be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment.


11For it hath been declared unto me of you, my brethren, by them which are of the house of Chloe, that there are contentions among you.


12Now this I say, that every one of you saith, I am of Paul; and I of Apollos; and I of Cephas; and I of Christ.

13Is Christ divided? was Paul crucified for you? or were ye baptized in the name of Paul?

14I thank God that I baptized none of you, but Crispus and Gaius;


15Lest any should say that I had baptized in mine own name.

16And I baptized also the household of Stephanas: besides, I know not whether I baptized any other.

17For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.


18For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.


19For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.


20Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?


21For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.

22For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom:

23But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;


24But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.


25Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.


26For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:


27But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;


28And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are:


29That no flesh should glory in his presence.


30But of him are ye in Christ Jesus, who of God is made unto us wisdom, and righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption:

31That, according as it is written, He that glorieth, let him glory in the Lord.

NOW Lets Translate these verses into Today English...


1 Paul, called to be an apostle of Jesus Christ through the will(desire, plans for, destiny,a lives plan., commands) of God, and Sosthenes(in care and of he grace and holy ghost of God,think it as to have a holy spirit as a light that is glows a pond Paul's face) our brother(be of like a family member that does doesn't have the same blood but is consider to be a brother of nothing less, or family friend.,[Through God's desired command. Paul was called to be an apostle of Jesus Christ. Carrying within his body a soul that has a holy spirit light, radiantly glows off Paul's face, that there is no confusion, Paul is consider to be nothing less of a brother of our family among friends]


2 Unto(heading towards or to, or going to or started to head to) the church of God which is at Corinth, to them that are sanctified(are blessed and baptized) in Christ Jesus, called to be saints, with all that in every place[In all the places a person is and every where a person are must) call upon the name of Jesus Christ our Lord, both theirs and ours:[1st,than of Jesus Christ and the Saints of Jesus Christ and our God that is in heaven] [ At Corinthians,Paul started to head to the church of God, Where they are blessed and baptizes in Jesus Christ and are to be Called Saints of Jesus Christ.In all the places a person is and every where a person are must call upon the name of Jesus Christ our Lord,1st, Than of Jesus Christ and the Saints of Jesus Christ and Our God that is in heaven] 
3 Grace(Holy Wisdom) be unto you[you will be given and will have], and peace, from God our Father, and from the Lord(son) Jesus Christ.[you will be given and will have the Holy Wisdom and being in peace, Holy wisdom and peace that is from our Father that is Our God, and from the son that is Jesus Christ,] 





4 I thank my God always on your behalf, for the grace of God which is given you by Jesus Christ;[On all your life moments, always say," I thank my god", because by Jesus Christ, You are given and are to have the Holy Wisdom of God]










5 That in every thing ye(shall be, you) are enriched by him, in all utterance(repeating of words and phrases), and in all knowledge;[That in every thing shall be, you that are enriched by him, in all of the repeating of words and phrases said of him, and in all knowledge];









6 Even as the testimony of Christ was confirmed in you:[As even in you,the testimony of Christ was confirmed]


7 So that ye come behind in no gift; waiting for the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ:[So that you shall come, not to be hiding in gifts, but to be waiting for the time when our Son Jesus Christ comes]




8 Who[Jesus Christ] shall also confirm you unto(shall give to you, until) the end, that ye may be blameless in the day of our Lord Jesus Christ.[Jesus Christ shall also confirm you and shall give you until the end, you are made to be blameless in that day of the Son Jesus Christ.]

9 God is faithful, by whom ye were called unto the fellowship of his Son Jesus Christ our Lord.[God is faithful, to the person chosen by God where you are and shall be called and shall be given the fellowship of his Son that is Jesus Christ's, of which Jesus Christ is of Our God's Son]

10 Now I beseech you, brethren, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye all speak the same thing, and that there be no divisions among you; but that ye be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment.[Now I command you as well forth warn you, my dear friend, by the name of our God's Son,Jesus Christ, all of you are to speak of that to be the same thing,and of that, there shall not be divisions among you, but that you are perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgement]

11 For it hath been declared unto me of you, my brethren, by them which are of the house of Chloe, that there are contentions among you.[If it had not been for you, my dear friend, that brought to my attention, as well has given to me a sworn oath by of those that are from the house of Chloe, stating that there are disagreement among you]

12 Now this I say, that every one of you saith, I am of Paul; and I of Apollos; and I of Cephas; and I of Christ.[Now this I say, to every one of you, I say this, "I am of Paul; and I of Apollos; and I of Cephas; and I of Christ." ]


13 Is Christ divided? was Paul crucified for you? or were ye baptized in the name of Paul? [ "Is Christ divided?"  "Was Paul crucified for you?" "or were you of baptized in the name of Paul?"]

14 I thank God that I baptized none of you, but Crispus and Gaius; [ I thank God that I baptized none of you, but only baptized Crispus and Gaius;]

15 Lest any should say that I had baptized in mine own name.[Very lest, not any one should say that I had baptized in mine own name]

16 And I baptized also the household of Stephanas: besides, I know not whether I baptized any other.[ (sarcastically states) And I baptized also the household of Stephanas: Since others seem to state, I do not recall to know whether I baptized any other.]

17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.[Because Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with intellectual of words, but are words of very lest should be made of to the simplest of meaning and understanding to all cross of Christ, with out deflect.]

18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.[ For those that hold onto and wear in only protection of the cross and say cause i wear this cross, the cross as an item shall protected me, to them, they shall fall to there demise foolishly,but in which are saved, given to us the cross is the power of God]

19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.(know it all)[For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of those said to be of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the know it all]

20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? [ "Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world?" "Has it not been of  God to made foolishness to be  the wisdom of this world?"]

21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.[For after those that received in the wisdom of God, were against the world by those who claimed to be of wisdom knew nothing of God, it pleased God by those who claimed to be of wisdom be of the foolishness of preaching, "to be saved are among them that believe."]

23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock(Middle English (in the sense 'discredit to religion (by the reprehensible behavior of a religious person)'): from Old French scandale, from ecclesiastical Latin scandalum 'cause of offense', from Greek skandalon 'snare, stumbling block'.), and unto the Greeks foolishness;[But we preach Christ crucified, given for of the Jews a cause of offense,in the sense 'discredit to religion by the reprehensible behavior of a religious person, and given for of the Greeks in foolishness;]

24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.[But out of those of them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ is  the power of God, and is the wisdom of God.]

25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.[Because where others only seeing of those being the foolishness of God is actually wiser than men; and where others only seeing of those the weakness of God is actually stronger than men]

26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:[For you have see your calling, my dear friend, how is it that not many wise men after having intercourse, not many are mighty, not many are noble, that are called:]

27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;[ But God has brought in chosen the foolish things of the world to confront and prove to the wise; and God has brought in chosen the weak things of the world to confront and prove to the things which are mighty;]

28 And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are:[And base on things of the world, and on the things which are despised, has brought in God chosen, are of, and things which are not, to bring to never thought of things that are:]

29 That no flesh should glory in his presence.[That no naked body should praise in his presence.]

30 But of him are ye in Christ Jesus, who of God is made unto us wisdom, and righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption:[But of him are this with in you shall be in Christ Jesus, who of God is made receive and give to us wisdom, and righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption:]

31 That, according as it is written, He that glorieth, let him glory in the Lord.[That, according as it is written, He that praises gives respected in all things, let him freely praise openly in the Lord.]

How the Verse Would Look Today English

1 Through God's desired command. Paul was called to be an apostle of Jesus Christ. Carrying within his body a soul that has a holy spirit light, radiantly glows off Paul's face, that there is no confusion, Paul is consider to be nothing less of a brother of our family among friends

 2 At Corinthians,Paul started to head to the church of God, Where they are blessed and baptizes in Jesus Christ and are to be Called Saints of Jesus Christ.In all the places a person is and every where a person are must call upon the name of Jesus Christ our Lord,1st, Than of Jesus Christ and the Saints of Jesus Christ and Our God that is in heaven

3 you will be given and will have the Holy Wisdom and being in peace, Holy wisdom and peace that is from our Father that is Our God, and from the son that is Jesus Christ,

4 On all your life moments, always say," I thank my god", because by Jesus Christ, You are given and are to have the Holy Wisdom of God

5 That in every thing shall be, you that are enriched by him, in all of the repeating of words and phrases said of him, and in all knowledge;

6 As even in you,the testimony of Christ was confirmed

7 So that you shall come, not to be hiding in gifts, but to be waiting for the time when our Son Jesus Christ comes

8 Jesus Christ shall also confirm you and shall give you until the end, you are made to be blameless in that day of the Son Jesus Christ.

9 God is faithful, to the person chosen by God where you are and shall be called and shall be given the fellowship of his Son that is Jesus Christ's, of which Jesus Christ is of Our God's Son

10 Now I command you as well forth warn you, my dear friend, by the name of our God's Son,Jesus Christ, all of you are to speak of that to be the same thing,and of that, there shall not be divisions among you, but that you are perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgement

11 If it had not been for you, my dear friend, that brought to my attention, as well has given to me a sworn oath by of those that are from the house of Chloe, stating that there are disagreement among you

12 Now this I say, to every one of you, I say this, "I am of Paul; and I of Apollos; and I of Cephas; and I of Christ."

13 (sarcastically says) "Is Christ divided?"  "Was Paul crucified for you?" "or were you of baptized in the name of Paul?"

14  I thank God that I baptized none of you, but only baptized Crispus and Gaius;

15 Very lest, not any one should say that I had baptized in mine own name

16 (sarcastically states) And I baptized also the household of Stephanas: Since others seem to state, I do not recall to know whether I baptized any other.

17 Because Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with intellectual of words, but are words of very lest should be made of to the simplest of meaning and understanding to all across of Christ, with out deflect.

18 For those that hold onto and wear in only protection of the cross and say cause i wear this cross, the cross as an item shall protected me, to them, they shall fall to there demise foolishly,but in which are saved, given to us the cross is the power of God

19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of those said to be of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the know it all

20 "Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world?" "Has it not been of  God to made foolishness to be  the wisdom of this world?"

21 For after those that received in the wisdom of God, were against the world by those who claimed to be of wisdom knew nothing of God, it pleased God by those who claimed to be of wisdom be of the foolishness of preaching, "to be saved are among them that believe."

23 But we preach Christ crucified, given for of the Jews a cause of offense,in the sense 'discredit to religion by the reprehensible behavior of a religious person, and given for of the Greeks in foolishness;

24 But out of those of them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ is  the power of God, and is the wisdom of God.

25 Because where others only seeing of those being the foolishness of God is actually wiser than men; and where others only seeing of those the weakness of God is actually stronger than men

26 For you have see your calling, my dear friend, how is it that not many wise men after having intercourse, not many are mighty, not many are noble, that are called:

27 But God has brought in chosen the foolish things of the world to confront and prove to the wise; and God has brought in chosen the weak things of the world to confront and prove to the things which are mighty;

28 And base on things of the world, and on the things which are despised, has brought in God chosen, are of, and things which are not, to bring to never thought of things that are:

29 That no naked body should praise in his presence.

30 But of him are this with in you shall be in Christ Jesus, who of God is made receive and give to us wisdom, and righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption:

31 That, according as it is written, He that praises gives respected in all things, let him freely praise openly in the Lord.


Thursday, April 3, 2014

Aye Sarita's "Your Own Personal Prayer and Understanding Gods Word!" Trailer and Description

Bringing The Old English to Today English Simplified in True Context Translations 
 Hear God's Words as God intended us hear, from word from word
 See for yourself, the original context, to True Translation within Context, To Today's Simplified English and Descriptions

A Little Insight about Old English and it Customs. So that We can better stand why and how they told a tale from so long ago.

2 Corinthians Chapter 11 King James Version





As it is Written in OLD English
1Would to God ye could bear with me a little in my folly: and indeed bear with me.
2For I am jealous over you with godly jealousy: for I have espoused you to one husband, that I may present you as a chaste virgin to Christ.
3But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ.
4For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.
5For I suppose I was not a whit behind the very chiefest apostles.
6But though I be rude in speech, yet not in knowledge; but we have been throughly made manifest among you in all things.
7Have I committed an offence in abasing myself that ye might be exalted, because I have preached to you the gospel of God freely?
8I robbed other churches, taking wages of them, to do you service.
9And when I was present with you, and wanted, I was chargeable to no man: for that which was lacking to me the brethren which came from Macedonia supplied: and in all things I have kept myself from being burdensome unto you, and so will I keep myself.
10As the truth of Christ is in me, no man shall stop me of this boasting in the regions of Achaia.
11Wherefore? because I love you not? God knoweth.
12But what I do, that I will do, that I may cut off occasion from them which desire occasion; that wherein they glory, they may be found even as we.
13For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
14And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
15Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.
16I say again, Let no man think me a fool; if otherwise, yet as a fool receive me, that I may boast myself a little.
17That which I speak, I speak it not after the Lord, but as it were foolishly, in this confidence of boasting.
18Seeing that many glory after the flesh, I will glory also.
19For ye suffer fools gladly, seeing ye yourselves are wise.
20For ye suffer, if a man bring you into bondage, if a man devour you, if a man take of you, if a man exalt himself, if a man smite you on the face.
21I speak as concerning reproach, as though we had been weak. Howbeit whereinsoever any is bold, (I speak foolishly,) I am bold also.
22Are they Hebrews? so am I. Are they Israelites? so am I. Are they the seed of Abraham? so am I.
23Are they ministers of Christ? (I speak as a fool) I am more; in labours more abundant, in stripes above measure, in prisons more frequent, in deaths oft.
24Of the Jews five times received I forty stripes save one.
25Thrice was I beaten with rods, once was I stoned, thrice I suffered shipwreck, a night and a day I have been in the deep;
26In journeyings often, in perils of waters, in perils of robbers, in perils by mine own countrymen, in perils by the heathen, in perils in the city, in perils in the wilderness, in perils in the sea, in perils among false brethren;
27In weariness and painfulness, in watchings often, in hunger and thirst, in fastings often, in cold and nakedness.
28Beside those things that are without, that which cometh upon me daily, the care of all the churches.
29Who is weak, and I am not weak? who is offended, and I burn not?
30If I must needs glory, I will glory of the things which concern mine infirmities.
31The God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, which is blessed for evermore, knoweth that I lie not.
32In Damascus the governor under Aretas the king kept the city of the Damascenes with a garrison, desirous to apprehend me:
33And through a window in a basket was I let down by the wall, and escaped his hands.

Now .... Lets Translate Old English to Today English from Word from Word


                 ****All the Translate words will be [ ] and Explanation will be in ( )****

1Would to God[will honor your promise and loyalty. As well will do whatever God has planned and God's Will's you to do.] ye[you will and you shall] could bear with me a little[allow me to explain and to be patient and understanding and to listen, as well, being openly minded to all things and all of life changing events, no matter how odd, strange, hard, or even wickedly horrified ,that no words could explain, for you may not fully understand or comprehend, until years after you'd experience and lived those life events] in my folly:(the grand scale of the true full intentions and plans God Wills for you)  and indeed[It will be in your best interest, as well advise you to] bear with me.[stand by and trust and stick by me no matter what]
2For[ I confess] I am jealous over you with godly jealousy: for I have espoused you [chosen for you, and will show you, than gave you and allowed you to briefly experience and than robbed and take away from what I briefly allowed you to experience from]  to one husband,[ A man God has chosen to briefly be, in God's eyes a worthy role of a husband without having a priest.] that I may present you as a chaste virgin[will always being a virgin  of god's  and retain your innocence, both things to be forever sealed, regardless once you have been pierced] to Christ.
3But I fear[Though I worry], lest by any means[at the very lest], as the serpent beguiled Eve[as the snake had wickedly tricked Eve] through his subtilty[relentless pressure of placing doubt that you may become insecure of your faith and loyalty and can feel to be unworthy of god grace and love, That you forget the truth and your vow and become selfish, only wanting to fill your own desires and not caring how your actions can harm others is what can happen when you listen to the crafty wicked snake's tales], so your minds should be[can be or could be] corrupted from the simplicity[things that are simple, but if these things are over though and weigh to much in doubt can loose your ability to see clarity and than become confusing to point you wish to dismiss those simple things entirely, desire more things because you no longer understand those simple things anymore and that simple things are just not good enough anymore, that you loose your completely] that is in Christ.
4For [ I warn you] if he that cometh(the day will come when) preacheth (when he shall preach in some time of the present or of the  future of) another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye(you shall allow or you must or come to agreement to) receive another spirit, which[or] ye have not(you didn't grant nor agree to and is just forced a pond you and is not of your will to) received, or another gospel, which ye have not(you didn't grant nor agree to and is just forced a pond you and is not of your will to) accepted, ye(you must) might well[very well with all your strength,and will to do what you know is to be of the humble and of righteous path hold dear and never allow doubt and never let go or sell out your morals, stay true always] bear with him[tolerate with him but pay no mind to the words he chooses to play or debate. In fact, try to teach him something new]
5For I suppose I was not a whit(craftily witted with words that presents ease of sensitivity) behind the very chiefest apostles.
6But though I be rude in speech, yet(do not think for one second I do not be of) not in knowledge; but we have been throughly made manifest among you in all things.
7Have I committed an offence in abasing(embarrassment of) myself that ye( you must) might be exalted[forces you to speak in anger and display an interruption scene], because I have preached to you the gospel of God freely?
8I robbed other churches, taking wages of them, to do you service.[by taking the time to help you out]
9And when I was present[around you and the time I spent] with you, and wanted[requested and needing help and advice], I was chargeable to no man:[ My services was freely to every person] for that which was lacking to me the brethren which came from Macedonia supplied: and in all things I have kept myself from being burdensome unto you,[In all the things that I knew you can not handle and need to learn for your self of your own way that you would feel I lacking in sympathy and ask me things that i would refuse to answer or return your question with a question, was done to you for your best interested, so you may further and keep continuing your personal growth and guidelines] and so will I keep myself.
10As the truth of Christ is in me, no man shall stop me of this boasting[undervaluing and revealing] in the regions of Achaia.
11Wherefore? because I love you not? God knoweth(knows this to be with in me and my heart).
12But what I do, that I will do, that I may cut off occasion from them which desire occasion[attention and expectation of a hand out]; that wherein(with in one self) they glory[reach enlightenment and there desired goals}, they may be found even as we[that they found with my assistance in helping another].
13For[Be warn] such [there is and ]are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
14And no marvel;[ And do not be impressed with there ability to change there appearance to bend in with the crowd, that say they change and seek praise of there change] for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
15Therefore it is no(not) great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.
16I say again, Let no man think me a fool; if otherwise, yet as a fool receive me, that I may boast(be a there mirror reflection of there self is and actions of to) myself a little.
17That which I speak, I speak it not after the Lord, but as it were foolishly, in this confidence of boastin.(Giving the words in the actions response they shown me so they may understand a different side other than there own)
18Seeing that many glory(desire) after the flesh,[sexually lust] I will glory also.
19For ye[you must] suffer fools gladly, seeing ye[you must see in] yourselves are wise.
20For ye[you must] suffer, if a man bring you into bondage, if a man devour you, if a man take of you, if a man exalt[releases] himself, if a man smite[undermine or hit] you on the face.
21I speak as concerning reproach, as though we had been weak. Howbeit whereinsoever[when asked, where are you from and what is your ethnicity if] any is bold, (I speak foolishly,) I am bold also.
22Are they Hebrews? so am I. Are they Israelites? so am I. Are they the seed of Abraham? so am I.
23Are they ministers of Christ? (I speak as a fool) I am more; in labours[workers be] more abundant, in stripes[in those that wish you to prove your stripes be] above measure, in prisons[those who have been in imprisoned be] more frequent[consistly repeat myself], in deaths often.
24Of the Jews five times received I forty stripes save one.
25Thrice(twice) was I beaten with rods, once was I stoned, thrice[twice] I suffered shipwreck, a night and a day I have been in the deep;
26In journeyings often,[In my daily life and experiences] in perils of waters[never stopping of drama and dilemmas], in perils(never stopping) of robbers, in perils(never stopping) by mine own countrymen, in perils(never stopping) by the heathen[wish to come up and take all that is mine and with inn me], in perils(never stopping) in the city, in perils(never stopping) in the wilderness, in perils(never stopping) in the sea, in perils (never stopping)among false brethren;
27In weariness and painfulness, in watchings[ always aware in the present but do reflect of the past] often, in hunger and thirst, in fastings often, in cold and nakedness.
28Beside those things that are without, that which cometh(one day will come) upon me daily, the care of all the churches.
29Who is weak, and I am not weak? who is offended, and I burn not?
30If I must needs glory, I will glory of the things which concern mine infirmities.
31The God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, which is blessed for evermore(forever and ever), knoweth(know with in) that I lie not.[that I do not lie]
32In Damascus the governor under Aretas the king kept the city of the Damascenes with a garrison, desirous to apprehend me:[desires to kidnap me]
33And through a window in a basket was I let down by the wall[every time they think they caught me, I slip through his figures and never to be in grasp but saved always], and escaped his hands.

Now.... Lets take a glimpse of how this would look placed in todays English in terms and phrases....

1Will honor your promise and loyalty. As well will do whatever God has planned and God's Will's you to do, to God? you will and you shall and you must allow me to explain and to be patient and understanding and to listen, as well, being openly minded to all things and all of life changing events, no matter how odd, strange, hard, or even wickedly horrified ,that no words could explain, for you may not fully understand or comprehend, until years after you'd experience and lived those life events in my grand scale of the true full intentions and plans God Wills for you and It will be in your best interest, as well advise you to stand by and trust and stick by me no matter what
2I confess I am jealous over you with godly jealousy: for I have chosen for you, and will show you, than gave you and allowed you to briefly experience and than robbed and take away from what I briefly allowed you to experience from A man God has chosen to briefly be, in God's eyes a worthy role of a husband without having a priest. That I may present you as always being a virgin  of god's  and retain your innocence, both things to be forever sealed, regardless once you have been pierced to Christ.
3Though I worry, at the very least, as the snake had wickedly tricked Eve through his relentless pressure of placing doubt that you may become insecure of your faith and loyalty and can feel to be unworthy of god grace and love, That you forget the truth and your vow and become selfish, only wanting to fill your own desires and not caring how your actions can harm others is what can happen when you listen to the crafty wicked snake's tales, so your minds can be or could be corrupted from things that are simple, but if these simple things are overly thought and weighed to much in doubt can loose your ability to see clarity and than become confusing to point you wish to dismiss those simple things entirely, desire more things because you no longer understand those simple things anymore and that simple things are just not good enough anymore, that you loose your completely that is in Christ.
4I warn you, if the day, he will come when in the present or future, he shall preach in some time of the present or of the  future of another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if you shall allow or you must or come to agreement to receive another spirit, or you didn't grant nor agree to and is just forced a pond you and is not of your will to received, or another gospel, which you didn't grant nor agree to and is just forced a pond you and is not of your will to accepted, you must stubbornly very well with all your strength,and will to do what you know is to be of the humble and of righteous path hold dear and never allow doubt and never let go or sell out your morals, stay true always, to tolerate with him but pay no mind to the words he chooses to play or debate. In fact, try to teach him something new
5For I suppose I was not a craftily witted with words that presents ease of sensitivity behind the very chiefest apostles.
6But though, I be rude in speech, do not think for one second I do not be of not in knowledge; but we have been throughly made manifest among you in all things.
7Have I committed an offence in embarrassment of myself that you must be forces you to speak in anger and display an interruption scene, because I have preached to you the gospel of God freely?
8I robbed other churches, taking wages of them, by taking the time to help you out
9And when I was around you and the time I spent with you, and you requested and needing help and advice, My services was freely to every person: for that which was lacking to me the brethren which came from Macedonia supplied: and In all the things that I knew you can not handle and need to learn for your self of your own way that you would feel I lacking in sympathy and ask me things that i would refuse to answer or return your question with a question, was done to you for your best interested, so you may further and keep continuing your personal growth and guidelines, and will continue to keep to myself.
10As the truth of Christ is in me, no man shall stop me of this undervaluing and revealing in the regions of Achaia.
11Wherefore? because I love you not? God knows this to be with in me and my heart.
12But what I do, that I will do, that I may cut off occasion from them which desire attention and expectation of a hand out; that with in one self they reach enlightenment and there desired goals, that they found with my assistance in helping another.
13Be warn! there is and are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
14And do not be impressed with there ability to change there appearance to bend in with the crowd, that say they change and seek praise of there change; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
15Therefore it is not great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.
16I say again, Let no man think me a fool; if otherwise, but let the fool receive me, that I may be a there mirror reflection of there self is and actions of to myself a little.
17That which I speak, I speak it not after the Lord, but as it were foolishly, in this confidence of Giving the words in the actions response they shown me so they may understand a different side other than there own.
18Seeing that many desiring after the sexual lust, I will receive also.
19For you must suffer fools gladly, seeing you must see in yourselves are wise.
20For you must suffer, if a man bring you into bondage, if a man devour you, if a man take of you, if a man releases himself, if a man where to undermine or hit you on the face.
21I speak as concerning reproach, as though we had been weak. when asked, where are you from and what is your ethnicity ,if any are so bold, (I speak foolishly,) I am bold also.
22Are they Hebrews? so am I. Are they Israelites? so am I. Are they the seed of Abraham? so am I.
23Are they ministers of Christ? (I speak as a fool) I am more; in lthose who are workers be more abundant, in those that wish you to prove your stripes be above measure, in those who have been in imprisoned be more frequent,consistently repeat myself, in deaths say nothing.
24Of the Jews five times received I forty stripes save one.
25Twice was I beaten with rods, once was I stoned, twice I suffered shipwreck, a night and a day I have been in the deep;
26In my daily life and experiences, in never stopping of drama and dilemmas, in never stopping of robbers, in never stopping by mine own countrymen, in perils never stopping by the haters wishing to come up and take all that is mine and with inn me, in never stopping in the city, in never stopping in the wilderness, in never stopping in the sea, in never stopping among false brethren;
27In weariness and painfulness, in this I am always aware in the present but do reflect of the past often, in hunger and thirst, in fastings often, in cold and nakedness.
28Beside those things that are without, that which one day will come upon me daily, the care of all the churches.
29Who is weak, and I am not weak? who is offended, and I burn not?
30If I must needs glory, I will glory of the things which concern mine infirmities.
31The God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, which is blessed forever and ever, know with in, that I do not lie.
32In Damascus the governor under Aretas the king kept the city of the Damascenes with a garrison, desires to kidnap me:
33 Andevery time they think they caught me, I slip through his figures and never to be in grasp but saved always, and escaped his hands.